[ Maybe he'll be in Zhongli's bed one of these days. There's the real boner material. Venti looks to him with amusement, a hand papping his own feature. ]

Huh? You don't think I can pull it off?

[ But, no time to let it linger – that's for Zhongli to jerk off to tonight. The food was prepared and another bottle of wine offered, Venti approves of it – taking the older bottle and filling his glass off. ]

You've picked the best Mondstadt selections, I know this to be true. The crispiness is just... ah, perfect.