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๐ฏ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ข ๐ŸŽต แด›สœแด‡ แด›แดษดแด‡-แด…แด‡แด€๊œฐ ส™แด€ส€แด… ([personal profile] windblume) wrote in [community profile] primos2021-11-21 07:52 pm

from @bakerstreet

from here with [personal profile] meteorder




I've gotten a lot better with my drinks, thank you kindly! I think sticking to one type helps keep my pranking fingers at bay. Jeez, I'm actually pretty long overdue for a good pranking... maybe Master Diluc ... maybe Miss Lisa...

Gah! Now you have me thinking of pranks, stop that.


[ He's trying to be good! Although, Zhongli may find it more bothersome to think back on spilled drinks, isn't that just life? A bunch of spilled drinks? They had a good laugh, even if Venti ran for his life in the process of it.

Even now... he thinks of it from time to time. ]


My timing is as it needs to be. I'll arrive promptly at the outskirts of Mondstadt's east gate and give you the best tour. The history, the gossip, and the best company you can expect. Just... let's avoid the church, eh? The sisters have been a bit agitated lately.

[ Funny enough, Venti's already taking down notes in a small leather notebook โ€“ all key points of his city and the people he'd introduce Zhongli to. Little stars and hearts around important bullet items line the paper, but... he stops between messages to soak it in. It's funny how the tables have turned...

Morax is not dead. That news brought him such joy, just as Venti's awakening must have done the same to the geo archon. The bard can't help but smile a bit wider. ]


There's just a few rules you have to follow. Ready to hear them?
meteorder: (11 mora)

[personal profile] meteorder 2022-02-21 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ it's fine, Barbatos can just keep saying squishy like he's doing it not to get on his nerves or anything. ]

Less a critic and more of a participant in the entertainment and legacies that have been conceived since the beginning of Liyue. [ he has watched them evolve all this time โ€“ and it's about time that he also enjoyed them. ] Mondstadt is a part of that as well.

[ their borders were not so strict. ]

How about you, Barbatos? What have you been doing since you have awoken? I've heard of Dvalin's plight, as well as its resolution. Word reaches far on the loose tongues of merchants and adventurers.
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[personal profile] meteorder 2022-02-25 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ the way that Barbatos speaks certainly has its grandeur. it was true in its own way, if not hyperbolic, given that Morax assumes that a majority of his time was spent mooching free drinks out of the locals.

(he could only judge the mooching because he can't really fathom the own way that he mooches. just Zhongli things.)
]

The limitation is based on perspective. [ there's a little amusement in that. ] Surely your crafty side has not yet been sated. However righteous those who lead the world may be, you've never been so easily tamed. I trust that's remained a constant.

[ then he says, steady and easy, no matter how much of a tease it may be. ]

Though neither you nor I seem to have a drink in front of us, and it's almost mid-morning.
meteorder: (9 mora)

[personal profile] meteorder 2022-03-01 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ the days of Morax were long past โ€“ where Barbatos' flighty means of entertainment and childish pranks earned him a glare that would normally petrify anyone beneath it. nostalgia brings out the best in those annoying memories, even if he has to keep up some semblance of offense when asked about it.

(particularly, he remembers Barbatos' butt knocking into his very, very, very expensive vase.)
]

If you're able to keep your composure.

[ don't be embarrassing, Venti.

who's he kidding, Venti's going to be embarrassing.
]

My intention was never to encourage your more duplicitous traits, knowing that you have many of them. Though regardless, I find that you'll do what you like, even if it's not upon my suggestion.

[ e.g. he's not condoning anything but he's totally condoning it. ]
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yo no worries

[personal profile] meteorder 2022-03-09 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ perhaps Morax has allowed him to get away with far too much without the binds of a contract; there aren't many people who could test him like that and leave unscathed. Barbatos was always one to push boundaries, either in leisure or for reasons he thought were right. Morax couldn't fault him for that.

he's always been too easy on him.

like a sudden gale of wind, Venti sits upright and starts making noise. while Zhongli doesn't recoil, he sits back in his seat and crosses his arms, his chest rising in deep breath. he's quiet while Venti goes through the motions of ordering and yoohooing like he's never had a drink in his life.

it has been a while since he's held a mug of Mondstadt's famed wine in his hand within the stone gates of the city proper. yet he gives a tilt of his head to Venti's declaration, raising he glass.

Zhongli doesn't look entirely convinced, but, well.
]

You're as presumptuous as always. Hopefully your slumber hasn't affected your tolerance.

[ he's going to have to carry him somewhere halfway into the afternoon, isn't he. ]
meteorder: (7 mora)

[personal profile] meteorder 2022-03-24 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ it might be a little uplifting that someone is excited to share a drink with him, even after five-hundred years. it's not like the Seven left each other after the Cataclysm in the best of terms. ]

You were at admirable levels of intoxication that night. [ he remembers that well. at the time he had been โ€“ well, less than enthused at the mess that Barbatos had made all over him. there are a lot of trespasses that Zhongli now remembers with some level of fondness. ] From my understanding, you recall enough of the events to have woven it into song. It has reached Liyue in your absence, much as whatever you compose tends to do. It has crossed my mind that you had arranged it to do just that to ensure that I remember it as well.

[ but he can never really pin Venti down in that regard. the bard always tends to wiggle just out of his grasp in understanding those intentions. he's looking over him now, as if he could somehow tell what these five-hundred year old goals were as if he looked hard enough. ]
meteorder: (10 mora)

[personal profile] meteorder 2022-04-04 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ with the trade between the two nations and the Millelith and the Knights of Favonius co-existing at Stone Gate, the mingle of Mondstadt to Liyue happens often. Rex Lapis had done nothing but encourage it; trade and commerce were important. all hands shaken and papers signed were contracts under his jurisdiction, efforts made in the name of prosperity. ]

The purpose of a contract is to hold a promise, and even in old age the deterioration of the promise is a fact, not a memory. [ he lifts the stein in his hand. ] The purpose of a ballad is more fluid. The power is not in the stability, but the flexibility.

[ the thing about Zhongli is that he looks perfectly serious when he teases. ]

The question would not be whether or not your memory is lost, but how your inebriation will be remembered in the coming millennia.
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[personal profile] meteorder 2022-04-07 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ Venti, that's not what he said at all.

but you know what? he'll go with it, why not? it's time to show Venti just how much he learned to be flexible in the last five-hundred years. after all, Venti still has to play a little bit of catch up.

Zhongli breathes in a sigh that comes out his nose.
]

There are some of your ballads that a delivered in slurs, no matter how functional you claim you are. [ he lifts the stein in his hand and pauses before he takes a drink. ] When you are true to your form, what comes from your lips is so mesmerizing that in those moments, you are beyond compare.

[ then he goes ahead and drinks like he didn't just say that. ]

There is a floral undertone this season ...
meteorder: (1 mora)

[personal profile] meteorder 2022-04-08 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ perhaps he had learned more from his neighbor than not, it had been five hundred years since Venti slumbered, after all. ]

And you, Barbatos? Have you been invigorated and renewed?

[ after a long nap and five hundred years having passed upon return? Zhongli has always favored something more rooted. he likes his feet to be firmly on the ground, to watch those years pass at a steady pace.

Venti is still such a different creature in ways that he can't grasp.
]

I hope enough to sing like that again soon. While I appreciate your offerings, there are some experiences that I've come to remember as sweeter than the fruit and more delicate than the flowers that Mondstadt produces โ€“ perhaps because at it's core, it is the very thing that gives life to both.
meteorder: (7 mora)

[personal profile] meteorder 2022-04-09 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ the world is changing.

perhaps it was the traveler that had been the catalyst, but Zhongli could feel it. it wasn't something that he could ignore any longer. even as they sit, enjoying the day in a moment of calm of Mondstadt's morning, there is unease.

Barbatos can pretend he doesn't feel it, but Zhongli knows he feels it better than anyone else.
]

I was planning on turning a bard with a bad taste in humor to rock beneath my judgmental gaze, but if this is an invitation, perhaps I can make an exception this time.

[ you know, just in case Venti needs a reminder that he is, in fact, occasionally horrible at jokes. ]

...

Despite the legends, I do not, in fact, have the ability to turn anyone to stone.
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[personal profile] meteorder 2022-04-14 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ one of Barbatos' more infuriating traits is his hands-off approach to anything that Morax deems a responsibility, but perhaps after a thousand years it's now something he simply accepts as is. the expert way that Barbatos evades even the simplest task that requires any type of discipline is a feat in itself. ]

I have no idea to what you're suggesting.

[ he knows exactly what he's suggesting.

LOUD SQUINT.
]
meteorder: (1 mora)

[personal profile] meteorder 2022-04-23 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
There are many that claim to know the secrets of Rex Lapis, a certain reckless, frivolous bard included. Especially now, considering all that's happened.

[ is that something that Barbatos truly wants an answer to? this is what he gets for humoring him for thousands of years. he just can't seem to bite when it comes to Barbatos, like a few of his harder edges had been sanded down over time by too much damned wind. ]

You can always add to the collective echoes of storytellers and songmakers. Maybe such things would get drown out in all the noise.
meteorder: (11 mora)

[personal profile] meteorder 2022-04-25 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ give Barbatos an inch and he takes a mile. what should he expect? this is the way it's always been. it had been close to half a century since he last heard his voice, and this is a welcome change from those prior frightful circumstances.

there's a tilt of his head as he looks him over, golden eyes flickering over the expressive Anemo Archon with a look of stone.
]

You've five hundred years to catch up on if you wish to rival those who now believe they have insight to the Geo Archon. Even if stone weathers the elements, all things change in time.

[ Barbatos had been gone and he had stood as resilient as a rock in Liyue from the time of the Cataclysm until his โ€“ well, much exaggerated โ€“ย passing as the Geo Archon. that hadn't made it less lonely, and perhaps the years as such had softened to the point of admitting it. ]

Though that's certainly what makes them exciting. Perhaps you should look for new material if you want to embarrass me properly.

[ take that. ]

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